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THE SEX CONNECTION
Copyright 2008 by William Edward Hunt
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Now that I have your attention let's talk about what happened to Neanderthal, an
extinct species. Maybe we can help prevent man from becoming one of those
extinct species. Then we could simply serve to confuse human sexuality, a
perfectly ordered human activity, as orderly as a bar room brawl.

Sex is a really popular subject and has been since well before it became a
popular topic. We can reasonably expect our most ancient ancestors did sex
without giving it much thought. For sure they didn't have much in the way of
rules like we do today. Everything evolves especially rules about sex.

Research now proves that human sperm is competitive. Human sperm acts like a
football team. Some of the sperm seem to have the sole purpose of "blocking
and tackling" the sperm from other males. Only some of the sperm have the goal
of actually fertilizing the egg. It appears to be that those little sperm have little
one track minds like the men who grow them, football players and fans alike.

That suggests that early female humans came in season the way cows do and
were serviced by all the boys the way bulls service cows. Bulls fight to see which
one will service the whole herd of cows. Early men all serviced all the females.
Their sperm did the fighting inside the female's reproductive tubes to decide
which contributor would be the father of her child.

This says that Darwin's theory of natural selection, "survival of the fittest" also
applies to humans. "Creationist" strangle hold on education explains why the
discovery of the competitive nature of human sperm is kept in the closet, along
with the natural role of homosexuality and a few other things.

I decline to speculate on how often female humans come in season but if
monkeys are our closest relatives we can be sure it's frequent. It doesn't take
much in the way of imagination to figure out why the boys spent so much time
hunting and fishing away from camp. In fact, there are records of Native
American tribes where the males exhibited such over worked symptoms.

It's elementary. Females have unlimited sexual capability while the males have a
rather short fuse. We can expect his having access to all the ladies sexually and
without ever giving pregnancy a thought increased his capabilities somewhat but
no where near hers. And she made the final to do or not to do decision. Some
things never change while others appear to only change, like her mind.

The Fertility God
One of the more blaring pieces of sexual information from antiquity is the Fertility
God. Fertility Gods, (every group had a different one) are condoms, IUDs, the
pill and the rhythm method in reverse. As "birth control" devices prevent
pregnancy fertility gods help if not outright cause it. The fact that everyone had a
fertility god tells us that pregnancy was seen as desirable, something to "pray"
for. Today, "loose" women "pray" against pregnancy. So things must have
changed between there and here. Make a note of that.

Many if not most Americans and others around the world declare themselves to
be God's children. Every now and rarely we get something correct. We are all
children of the Fertility God. And, if one doesn't acknowledge the existence of
"the" Fertility God then we can simply go back to our ancient ancestors where
everyone was fathered by Him. At a minimum we're all God's grandchildren.

The Fertility God is for real. As we use popularity of "faith" to officially proclaim
God is, no God has ever been more popular than Fertility God. So both God and
Fertility God must have changed between there and here as women still pray to
both get and not get pregnant. Prayers of thanksgiving are in order in all cases
of sexual activities taking place, spinsters in particular.

One of the more subtle changes is the name of the Fertility God. He had many
different names but the same task within the ancient world, a different name in
every different culture while pregnancy was everywhere His duty. Today He has
a common name, Holy Ghost or Holy Spirit. Fertility gods were never seen and
therefore they were spirits, ghosts so we can say that His name has not actually
changed but rather He has been disguised. One of God's characteristics has
been employed to rename God and nothing more.

Virgin Birth
No mention of human sexuality can possibly be complete without at least
mentioning the birth of the "son of God." Two things are necessary to understand
this. First, the "Jesus is God" crowd claims a patent on virgin births while history,
mostly ancient variety is jam packed full by "sons of God." All "great" men were
and according to those who claim "we are all children of God" still are sons God.

When we say "virgin birth" everyone with rare exception thinks of Christmas and
the birth of Jesus. Now we get to the ridiculous. Are we not all God's children?
Then all males are "sons of God." The birth of a, "son of God" is as rare as flies
around the garbage pale happening only when male babies are born. Yes, it's
that rare. Show me a male human and I'll show you a son of God, the Fertility
God that is. But there is information buried therein. And a big question to be
answered. Did our ancient ancestors know that sex caused pregnancy?

If our ancient ancestors knew that sex causes pregnancy then why is there a
Fertility God, become the Holy Ghost that is now the father of us all? The very
idea of a Fertility God tells us they had not made the connection between sex and
pregnancy. Otherwise Fertility God is ridiculous.

The Ancient World Was Motherless
The Fertility God fathered everyone has a flip side so to speak. That's the notion
that women have nothing to do with the pregnancy other than supplying fertile
ground where a man could plant his seeds. Need I mention that Abraham's sons,
Isaac and Ishmael are the fathers Jews and Muslims? Who's their mothers?
Mothers must be optional. In India today girl babies are considered worthless.
Can women be replaces by mechanical incubators?

So we have two "accepted" false theories of human reproduction. Our earliest
ancestors just did sex not realizing what it was all about. Women became
pregnant and didn't know why. As superstition is a part of the human psyche
Fertility God is a given to happen. Then someone notices semen and gets the
bright idea that semen is "people seed." Not being able to either see or visualize
the egg within the woman he declared, women are dirt where men plant people.
In this high tech world there's no reason to even have women is there?

The question now becomes where was that thinking at any historic time? We
know that women still pray to get pregnant as well as pray they're not. To what
God do they pray? Must be the Fertility God. Prayers being answered results in
making women pregnant without the benefit of sex, semen or anything else. At
the time of Jesus the notion that a woman could become pregnant by the Holy
Ghost must have been saleable if not the accepted method.

Note: The word semen comes from the Romans. Semen means seed and nothing
else. Augustus was Caesar at the time Jesus was born? Wasn't he a Roman?

An Important Piece of the Puzzle
I'm tempted to label this essay, "what." The what is:
"The insatiable carnal appetites of women..."
It's not the statement so much as who made it that calls for the what. That
statement was made by the Vatican in a manual on how to interrogate suspected
witches. Right out of chute there's how does the pope know that?

So let's clear that up first of all. How did his holiness know that women have no
control over their sexual appetites? He didn't take the king's word for it did he or
do some personal laboratory? It's the confessional of course. Obviously, women
were having extramarital sex and confessing it. Confessors were collection stats
and forwarding them to the Vatican where they were compiled giving the pope a
clear picture of contemporary sin. Thus adjustments could be made to church
law as needed to keep Jesus' flock all herded up.

The pope saying that women have insatiable sexual appetites tells us that women
at the time actually had them. Ordinarily, I would argue that just the pope saying
it makes it so because he can't lie. But when we look at his resources, the huge
and well organized church with the confessional and the only Christian church at
the time we can be sure he had the facts. There's a little more to the
confessional than the forgiveness of sins. Confession is good for both the soul
and knowing one's own souls. Knowing the church is a subtle byproduct.

Highly Unusual
Let's look at the why of, "the insatiable carnal appetites of women." We know
they had them at the time. The question is, are the sexual appetites of women
something that changes with conditions? Do women have carnal appetites today
that are identical to their carnal appetites 50 years ago even?

Well, not exactly. She can put out or get out. That's still allowed. But he had
better stop when she says stop or else he'll be doing the "Jail House Rock." Of
course the time is now. What control did she have in the beginning and how has
her control over reproduction changed over time until now? That's the question.

I recall a Sheik with 30 wives coming to the US, something to do with the
possibility of importing oil from greater Arabia, 1948. That spawned a lot of bad
jokes like -he gave the first one a hard time but the rest had it pretty soft.

Many wives is just a pit stop between early man hiding from horny early woman
and where we are today. There's an awfully long time in between the two and
many pit stops along the way. Neanderthal didn't survive one of those pit stops.

Close Enough to the Real Thing
Humans have been known to do sex with members of other species. Neanderthal
DNA tells us Neanderthal was not human. Men having sex with Neanderthal
females was humans having sex with animals. God created man in "His" image
and likeness so only man is eligible for eternal life. Neanderthal was shut out of
eternal life and therefore was just another animal in the forest.

Plagues are Sexual Stimulants
When did his holiness notice the insatiable carnal appetites of women? But of
course, it was just after the plague had decimated Europe. There was plenty of
everything. Half the people died and their earthly possessions, houses, farms,
tools and so on were there for the taking. Life was easy. And the ladies
suddenly developed insatiable carnal appetites. "She" started doing things with
the neighbor's hubby while her man was busy with his wife. And the men blamed
the women while the women confessed their sins. The pope noticed it and put it
in the instruction manual. All we need do is read the instructions. When all else
fails read the manual is a lot older than one might guess.

When there's plenty then "she" starts praying to the Fertility God. Her obvious
lack of faith in God caused her to sin. Her faith was in God but she knew sex is a
lot more powerful than any God. Sin delivered what she had in mind, getting
pregnant. Either she didn't know or she didn't care that much about who the
father might be. After all, there's plenty of everything and a healthy, well fed
baby is a treasure. What she did was revert back to prehistoric woman. Maybe
her instincts are more reliable than Gods? Early woman kept the boys so
sexually busy they had to go fishing to recuperate and so did European women
after the plague created a garden of Eden of a sorts.

European morality is an open book. The place filled with too many people again
and the ladies lost their insatiable carnal appetites. The boys stayed the same
though, ready, willing and able. When she didn't want to do "it" because she
might get pregnant he went to his mistress. Rumor has it that there's a lot of that
still going on not only in Europe but many other places in the world. The bottom
line, what we can take to the bank is her appetite for sex is controlled by her
environment. And it's been that way since the beginning. Of course faith in God
can and does alter natural instincts. Faith is in God, the Bible or the pope?

Boys Will be Boys While Girls Change With Conditions
Some time way back when early woman lost her insatiable carnal appetite. That
happened well before man learned to write so we have little to go on. What we
know for certain is Neanderthal went extinct. The mystery is why.

Neanderthal is very close to man physically. We don't have any flesh, only
bones. But the bones themselves tell a tale. They aren't broken, no skull
fractures or other signs of violent death. It's exciting to imagine humans having a
life or death struggle with Neanderthal. Only one would survive and we with the
brains were the survivors. The truth is at the other end of possibilities.

The land filled with people. So the ladies lost their insatiable carnal appetites.
And the boys lost the outlet for their carnal appetite. That story remains the
same, do a good job and get fired. The boys, Fertility God helpers were out of
work. So they did the obvious, looked for employment elsewhere.

Those ancient boys, our great many times over grandfathers found employment
satisfying the insatiable carnal appetites of the Neanderthal ladies. Neanderthals
were almost human. Almost don't count when it comes to species. Either it is or
it isn't human and if it's not human then it's animal.

Animals Cross Breed, The Mule Connection
A little more than a half century ago the number one farming implement was a
cross bred animal, the lowly mule. We should have a memorial for mules.
Without them America would have never been built. They're almost gone now
reduced to a curiosity, material for a museum.

Mules aren't a specie. They're a cross breed. A cross between the ass and the
horse with a jackass father and a mare mother. They inherit characteristics from
both but are missing one thing. They can't reproduce. They do sex but nothing
comes of it. To keep female mules happy a male mule is employed. Male mules
like a lot of male humans are generally worthless otherwise. If you don't believe
me about some men being useful for nothing more than sex then ask their wives.

Cross breeding different species can produce offspring but the offspring can't
carry their specie forward. Humans males breeding, doing sex with Neanderthal
females likely produced living healthy babies. It is unlikely that those babies were
capable of making more of their kind. If mares only produced mules the horse
specie would disappear. Jackasses provide the sperm for breeding the mares
with plenty to spare for jenny asses keeping the ass specie going.

Goodbye Neanderthal
We can now employ a bit of knowledge considered worthless, the fact that
human sperm is competitive. Human males attempting to satisfy their carnal
appetites using animals, Neanderthal females led to the demise of Neanderthal.
Even if the Neanderthal females also did sex with Neanderthal males it makes no
difference because of the competitive nature of human sperm. And even if
Neanderthal sperm is also competitive then we can say that human sperm won
the fight and fertilized the egg. Only one sperm can have the honor of fathering
the child no matter how many try. With a single ejaculation there are many.

Everyone won. Human males got an outlet for their carnal appetites satisfied.
Neanderthal males were not shut out so they had no need to chase human males
away. Neanderthal males got peace in their time. Neanderthal females got what
they wanted, babies. We can expect the human males brought them gifts, food,
tasty treats. And those babies looked and acted enough like Neanderthals that
the mothers were happy like mares are happy with mule colts. Everyone won but
then that little oversight of the Neanderthal males not protecting their females
from humans was their undoing. Even Hollywood wins. There was a terrible fight
between man and hairy Neanderthal man. The fight took place inside female
Neanderthal bodies. The best man won of course else we wouldn't be here.

How long did it take for Neanderthal to go extinct? That would depend on how
widespread the cause. The best we can say is it was a very short time. Short
means a few Neanderthal generations, likely more than one but could be as few
as two. The fact is that Neanderthal did something innocent looking and paid the
ultimate price, extinction. The continuation of our species is our primary goal
without which all else is lost. We're not doing something innocent looking that will
end the human race are we? To do or not to do is still the compelling question.

This bit of historical detective work explains why Neanderthal bones are not
broken clearing up the mystery of what happened to Neanderthal. Other
scenarios are possible. The fact that Neanderthal is an animal coupled with man
being an animal tamer undoubtedly played some role. What we can rule out is a
violent end in the strict sense of the word violent.

Sperm jockeying for the lead, swimming their hardest and cooperating with others
from the same male the way a football team does it to get the ball into the end
zone is acceptably violent. Some of the sperm act like linesmen that never touch
the football. They're not interested in fertilizing the egg only that one of their
"fertilizer" sperm, ball handlers from their team gets there first.

The end

Her Mood Changes
The female of just about all species decides when it's time to reproduce. Her
appetite for sex is the first step in the reproductive process. We know that the
animals of the forest are on a time clock, sex in the fall and folds in the spring.
Their mothers "come in season" in the fall and they have a set ritual for deciding
which male will father the next generation. "Survival of the fittest" says that was
determined over time by folds being born any time but spring failing to survive.
Reproduction is about carrying on the species. Sex is a necessity like it or not.
Males of other species appear to like sex real good, good enough to fight for it.

Human females may not be compared to females of other species safely.
However, they exhibited one of those characteristics noted by the pope and
therefore undeniable. When there's plenty of everything she develops an
uncontrollable desire to be a mother. Whatever Lola wants Lola gets, provided
of course Leroy has it to give. Leroy always has plenty of that to give, is more
than willing to give it and he really appreciates remaining anonymous.

The prime mover is her mood. And her mood varies with what she sees about
her. When there's plenty to feed the baby she loses control of herself, becomes
a "bitch in heat" taking on all that will and gets herself pregnant. Being a good
Christian she couldn't help but confess what she had done. Early woman had
none of her problems along the confessional line but did look about her and
decide it was time to reproduce on a near continuous basis.

Rats Are Slandered
"They breed like rats" is a slander on rats. Strangely enough rats stop breeding
when the food supply gets too low to support more rats. What those who say
third world folks breed like rats really mean is they breed like Catholics. Check it
out and you'll find a lot of those "breed like rats" folks are good Catholics.

In the survival of the specie game flooding with offspring is a strategy employed
by some. That's mainly plants that produce enough seeds to crowd themselves
out. Those who refuse to limit their breeding are plant imitators. Surplus seeds
are eaten by people, animals and insects. After all is said and done we are all
people seeds in the broader definition of seeds. Cannibalism has erupted in
overpopulated regions from time to time throughout history. History tends to
repeat itself ushered on by those who ignore it.